Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019

The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

Mikey

The man of a man that is incapable of every day actives therefore the large mass

Mikey get your fat ass up

by Willy man the third October 11, 2019

Mikey Chunk

An overweight girl with big sloppy boobs and a fat pancake boots that you can make clap. A chunk has at least one stomach roll. The more meat the better.

I have a bruised pelvis from pounding a Mikey Chunk last night. I am on the DL for a couple days.

by SfChunks August 17, 2017

Vibin like Mikey

A general assertion of feeling good

Coined after twitch streamer and vtuber VibinMikey on twitch

Great seeing you round, how you been?
I've been Vibin like Mikey

by Poggers champion August 4, 2022

Mikey

Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!

Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!

by Keileeh October 13, 2018

Mikey

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He

(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.

by Billy Juul June 27, 2021