Trumpy Lumpy 

The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.

“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”

“Naw way!”

“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”

Trumpy Lumpy by MyLump May 17, 2018

lumpations 

People who hurt the environment

People who are lumpations are not welcomed in New,Jersey

lumpations by Lumpations March 14, 2017

take your lumps 

To take the deserved punishment or sequence for one's actions

Burnie: "hey guys, can we just play the game?"
Thug: "hey, shut up, take your lumps"

take your lumps by cockbite studios June 5, 2015

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.

Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

Lumpkin County High School by AccurateDictionary November 27, 2018

back bottom gristle lumps 

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

back bottom gristle lumps by vive cuervo October 20, 2008

lumpy barney 

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

lumpy barney by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

Worship Lumps 

Breasts; The two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body.

"Caroline crossed her arms across her worship lumps."

Worship Lumps by Chrisdef August 26, 2021