Skip to main content

Lisa

The biggest nerd of all time, all she cares about is work, she is super boring and an idiot.
Stop being a Lisa
by pseudonym12234 February 26, 2020
mugGet the Lisamug.

Lisa

usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too
i just f*cked Lisa bro no way me too.
by hoorada July 28, 2020
mugGet the Lisamug.

Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
mugGet the Lisa Dalzellmug.

Lisa Blackpig

A name from a Malaysian drama that sparked fire among the Malaysian celebrity Janna Nick and toxic blackpink stans. The artist that it was named after, Lisa from Blackpink does not give f and doesn't care at all, so are the people of Korea. The Malaysians just want something to argue about lol.
Random Malay guy: "Yo, have you heard about the Lisa blackpig thing in Malaysia?"
Random Korean guy: "무슨 소리 야?"
by Not a kpop fan. February 22, 2021
mugGet the Lisa Blackpigmug.

Lisa Coon

that lisa coon taste like caramel
by snogga January 15, 2019
mugGet the Lisa Coonmug.

Mona Lisa

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.
"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"
by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021
mugGet the Mona Lisamug.

freaky lisa

A girl who is willing to do anything that is sexually related
My girl is a freak dude, I gonna start calling her "freaky Lisa".
by Rihanna Barnett July 6, 2017
mugGet the freaky lisamug.

Share this definition