Laser-faced

la·ser-faced

ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode

2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.

Example: “Last night I got laser-faced and ate a whole wheel of cheese”

by TheEmoney August 14, 2021

Lasterday

The day before the present day would be called the yester, sense it was the last day it makes more sense to say lasterday

“Yeah I got McDonald’s lasterday“
You were so mad lasterday, Rohan”

by Mr. Finger Licking Good October 13, 2021

Lasterday

Lasterday is any day prior to yesterday.

We went to the movies lasterday.

by Mr.0rang3 December 24, 2021

lasinerensonize

se you lasinerensonize something you do sum to it like are yall crooooooooozy but anyways always love doja cat ;)

wertyui is lasinerensonize

by wertyuiokmnbvcxsaw3456789o February 14, 2022

Laser312

Laser312 refers to a mid ass asian that lives on the west coast. He listens to shitty ass music such as Pooya, E-role plays and sucks ass at Roblox games such as deepwoken and anime battle arena.

Person A: "Did you hear that Laser312 erps?"
Person B: "Makes sense. He does live on the west coast."

by Not Cheezre April 26, 2022

Laser-like Focus

An Australian Colloquial term for willful ignorance

Minister Tudge at the Robodebt Royal Commission "I had a laser-like focus on my responsibility as the minister" I didn't know the scheme was unlawful.

by GovtPFFT February 1, 2023

Laser

An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.

Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?

Person 2: na I get no bitches.

by Major laser September 16, 2023