Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."

by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021

among lung

A terminal lung disease characterized by excessive laughter followed by sudden death. It occurs after someone sees any object resembling sussy baka imposter, causing them to die of ligma

steve: help I have among lung
Ben Shapiro : amogus
steve: *fucking dies*

by among_sussy August 2, 2021

Armory Lung

When after you run at the Armory Track in NYC, you cough and wheeze on the train ride home due to the shitty, stuffy air in the spot

Matthew: *Cough Cough*
Ashar: What's up man you got AIDS or sum?
Matthew: Nah g I just got out of the armory, got a case of Armory Lung

by RatFuckerNYC December 21, 2021

jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.

I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!

by Daveeeos March 7, 2016

Lung burner

an instance of passing gas in which the common sulphuric particles are much higher than normal, simulating the sensation that would feel like a person's lungs were burning upon inspiration (breathing in or inhaling.)

Something's not agreeing with my stomach, if I fart, it's gonna be really bad, possibly a lung burner.

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009

Ouid Lungs

When you’re on the verge of a cough from a Rip but it wont come out so you just struggle

damn bro really had ouid lungs and almost passed out

by TheRealSquill January 7, 2022

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022