Lettuce leaf

(V.) A phrase used when referring to a chick you find extremely attractive, i.e. One whose ass you would wipe with a lettuce leaf, and then eat said leaf.

"Dude, check her out! I'd so lettuce leaf her!"

by ChockNorris November 11, 2017

CUM LEAF

U drop cum on ur fellow leaves. U like a mother bird (suckling their young) take the cum in n then share it

This is the best. Gay orgy I've ever been to that cum Leaf is an expert

by Schizolocs April 18, 2018

Leaf Twisted

to be mad high

"Last night I bought a game and burned" -1st nigga

"What game?" -2nd nigga

"Not a video game u ho ass nigga, I got leaf twisted" -1st nigga

"Your a dumbass bitch" -3rd nigga

by JayzenKid June 16, 2009

leaf blower

When a person has to fart and they put there hand in a cup formation and point it towards the gentails. They then release there gas.

Dan laughed as performed a leaf blower on his balls.

by Chris Bellingham January 20, 2005

tea leaf

an insecure, bitchy, indecisive, selfish, snitchy, penis sucking, sadistic flesh bag of not even a person but a fucking tea leaf that gets stuck in your throat

Person 1: Man Sarah is such a tea leaf!
Person 2: Ik right lol

by usertail March 07, 2020

tea leaf

a jackass, retard, dumbass, unintelligent person, one who is ignorant and doesnt know any better.

person 1- did you understand that joke?
person 2- uhhh noooo, did you???
person 1- you friggin tea leaf.

by Ashrafistheman January 16, 2006

leaf thief

someone who doesn't pay for there own pot

hey bro quit being a leaf thief and go buy your own jib

by S.J.24 March 16, 2011