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Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 7, 2010
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lamping

Portmanteau of street slang and hacker talk. Lamping is chilling out coding. Originally popularized from the phrase "Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP", the acronym "LAMP" now refers to a generic software stack model.
Grab a dutch we're at my place lamping.
by desmondsdrums October 21, 2015
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moon landing

(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
by sprtkus March 6, 2011
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Lamping

Chilling, hanging out, cooling down after a gongshow.
Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."
by the product September 5, 2005
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lamping

hanging out, relaxing, just chilling. a football team came up with it. if that means anytihng
by cnschick January 28, 2009
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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
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Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.
"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."
by Sisi786 August 21, 2013
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