i love lamp

Something that is said back to a person who just stated a non sequitar.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Person 2: The number one killer of domestic cats is feline AIDS.
Person 1:...I love lamp.

i love lamp by CLRobertson July 8, 2005

Metal Lamp 

Is a Crazy Bitch

When you are in a group of people and there is a girl acting crazy, with what she says or the way she reacts, shes a metal lamp.

"That girls a metal lamp"

Metal Lamp by Connor Oneal March 16, 2010

hotdog lamp 

the base of a penis in which gets aroused easily

Put your hotdog lamp into my hallway

can i hump your hotdog lamp

hotdog lamp by sexlovers July 12, 2011

Lava Lamp Blaster 

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

Lava Lamp Blaster by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Bean Lamp 

A very fuckin’ dumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this

Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp

Bean Lamp by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018

Personal Lava Lamp 

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.

"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."

Personal Lava Lamp by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018

leg lamp in the window 

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.

Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.

leg lamp in the window by MCUD December 31, 2010