a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).
TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"
BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"
TED: "sick."
BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"
TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"
BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"
TED: "sick."
BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"
TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"
by niptuck September 6, 2006
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"kinder" (pronounced kin-der) Comes from the German word "kinder", which means "children"
Definition:
A grown woman who dresses in clothing meant for a young girl. Or a young girl who dresses older and too sexually suggestive for her age.
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A grown woman who dresses in clothing meant for a young girl. Or a young girl who dresses older and too sexually suggestive for her age.
a grown woman who's wearing clothing that's way too tight and has words like "baby" or "sugar" written on it.
by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005
Get the Kinderwhore mug.Kynden is a boy who is a man hoe and will “act” like he likes you then dumps you for another girl. Or he will accuse you for “liking” someone else, and if he thinks your “cheating” he will dump you too. But really he’s most likely the one to play you. Don’t ever date a kynden or a Charles.
Girl 1: Omg is that Kynden! He’s so cute!!!!!
Girl 2: Eww don’t date him he’ll just play you like the rest.
Girl 2: Eww don’t date him he’ll just play you like the rest.
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by tothexpower January 11, 2009
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