Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue

Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup

A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty

by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

Ketchuped

Really drunk, or high so much so that you can't do any thing

Daniel is ketchuped, can't even move mate

by Rhehheh December 12, 2021

Ketchuping

The action of milking something for ketchup.

I am currently ketchuping my ketchup cow.

by pizzajew December 18, 2021

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

Ketchupate

Given that ketchup is used for a variety of applications other than a condiment, “ketchupate” is the act of applying ketchup to any surface.

I decided to ketchupate my white couch because I wanted a red couch

Or,

I heard that if you ketchupate quartersawn red oak the wood turns blonde after being kiln dried. It has something to do with the acidity of ketchup.

by kuhlschool March 4, 2023

Ketchupland

A state made of a remote archipelago in the North Atlantic Ocean known as Ketchupland Archipelago, as well as the formerly French town of Woippy and (very soon) the Kiribati Islands. Ketchupland is an ego-anarcho-sinkpisso-posadist society, too complex to be described with Western politica philoophy. It aims to overthrow cuvnormality, imperialism and dimicracy. It's name comes from its rivers which turn re mostly in the winter, coming from the large quantities of iron in the Ketchupides Mountains on the East of the main island, the red water is known as kėtchūp in the Ketchuplandian language, a word which als denotes a sauce made from the rare Ketchuplander Tomatoes. Ketchupland is well known to have the largest and most advanced military dolphins training program in the world, a consequence of its complex history and posadism influenced ideology, they have participated in several top secret special forces operations such as in the battle of Woippy (2023). Ketchupland exists in an alternate universe known as the "Johnnyverse".

All hail Ketchupland
All hail gravity
All hail Russia (of the Johnnyverse)

by Delphinic Protector March 20, 2023