Kellered

The act of receiving oral sex while tweeting.

I was spending all day shit posting about why Elon Musk has a tiny penis, but then my girlfriend came over and kellered me which increased my rate of posting significantly

by AaronEChicago November 8, 2022

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Jack Keller

A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes

Your a Jack Keller

by Summit ninja Gee June 5, 2018

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Zachary Keller

Used to have dreads now he's just deads inside. A person who is a bit iffy of a person. Always has to be right in an argument.

Zachary Keller is a sketchy guy.

by LeBronGemz23 November 7, 2018

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Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you

“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”

by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019

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The most amazing and beautiful person you'll ever meet. They are amazing friends, and even better partners. If you find a Keller, hold on to her forever, she's somebody you want to cherish, and she deserves it

"Oh hey is that Keller?"

"Yeah she's beautiful"
"I know, anyone would be lucky to have her!"

by we love keller September 26, 2022

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colby keller

Colby is a sexy beast, as he has a sharp jawline and cheekbones. Hes a dirty dawg and would be willing to do anything for another subrscriber. (in my username)

Colby can often fail NNN hourly and can struggle with not being racist online playing fortnite. He loves the tates and had over 20000 in the bank at 15 from a company he owned. At 17 he has a networth of 7.4 million.

Girl #728: I just had the time of my life with colby keller!!!
Top G friend: He pulls so many females

by Subscribe_to_moneyshotmastor November 9, 2022

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