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National E-kitten day

20 oct.
On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.
And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.
by ldmd October 3, 2023
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Katte ni shiyagare

The Japanese phrase you need to know in order to fend off hordes of wapanese fangirls who abuse the Japanese language.It means "just fuck off" in Japanese
Wapanese fangirl: Yaoi is kawaii!!!

me: Katte ni shiyagare!

Wapanese fangirl:???
by ShinningChaos March 26, 2009
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Katlen

Katlen is a unique, cool female who is very nice. Katlen cares about everyone she connects with and is always looking for a good time. She treats all people equally and does not discriminate too much. Katlen tends to have a few very close friends, and has had many experiences throughout life, both good and bad. Do not take Katlen lightly, because she will defend herself if provoked. Besides Katlen's modest and friendly personality, she has a quiet side. She can be shy at times, even at family gatherings, but once you get to know her, she can brighten up your world.
Katlen made my day so much better!

Katlen just punched the sh*t out of Joey the other day!

Who saw Katlen's Instagram the other day?

That outfit on Katlen is the bomb; she can rock anything.
by Bomber152 December 19, 2016
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Internet Sex Kitten

The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:

- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).

Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."
by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008
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kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004
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Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!
by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005
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kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.
Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.
by Alexand June 23, 2006
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