kamikaze stand-up

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.

And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"

by Darren Casella February 28, 2007

kalaka bunny

a person so great that its a insult to try to define this person in this dictionary!

S.Sandeep is the only living kalaka bunny.

by Kalaka September 5, 2004

Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

The act of penatrating a goats ass with your penis, but at the same time you stick a stick of dynamite, that is lit of course, up your ass.

The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart

I was givin it to the billy goat last night and didn't do it in time. Now I'm in a wheel chair with a bloody asshole. Damn I was unsucessful at the Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

by Johnny Waldron September 1, 2008

kamikaze

a sexual act in which the male stands approxamately 5 feet and 6 inches away from the female who is laying on the bed on her back with her legs spread. from this pioint the man proceeds to sprint as fast as he can and try to aim his penis in to the females vagina without the use of his hands or any other object.

Jeremy: "Hey. Last night i tried out that kamikaze sex act you told me to try and i broke my damn dick!"

Andrew: "You're fucking retarded. I was kidding!"

Jeremy: "Well now i got a lighning bolt for a dick... Thanks alot Zeus!"

by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010

Kalina

She is one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet. She loves to sing and has dirty blonde hair and light blue eyes. She is a little bit too tall and can walk anywhere on bare feet. Has a friend name Shanny. All the guys are after her and she has a realllllyyyyyy flexible back.

“Woah who is that hot chick over there?”
“Oh her, that’s Kalina!!”🥵🥵🥵

by Bigbird_someone December 1, 2019

Kalukanot

Nickname given to someone who acts like a major creeper with a creepy voice. They usually refer to all of their friends as niggah. Some are known to drive around in vans with "Free Candy" spraypainted on the side.

Person one: Dude this guy was creeping on me like none other today.| Person two: I bet ya five bucks it was Kalukanot.

by Phoenix99155 December 5, 2009

kamikaze ad

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.

Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.

by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010