joust

When you get a boner while riding a bicycle.

Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.

by Strider51 April 26, 2010

Joust

when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.

Can I joust you tonight?

by Rayne95 December 29, 2014

Joesy

An attention whore, suicidal girl who cuts herself and posts it on social media so people pay attention to her. She says she will kill herself but never does.

Person: "I'm gonna kill myself cause no one cares about me"
Person #2: "Okay Joesy"

by WrctmWrckr November 30, 2016

hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010

Clam Joust

When you put your tongue in a fanny!!

To 'Clam Joust'

OR to Lick fanny!!

Lick someones minge!!

by Sofabee September 16, 2009

Facebook joustin

The art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can "keep it real" when she is deported back to her country of origin.

Joe was Facebook Joustin instead of working!

by VIP Pancho September 8, 2010

Sex jousting

When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.

Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently

by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher May 7, 2018