Jonne

Danish slang for a mystical person, who might seem like an npc at first, but still has some human features including talking.

Jarlborg: Omg have you seen johan he is such a jonne!
Bjørnborg: Yes i totally agree.

Mom: Who were those people?
Jarlborg: Oh it was just some jonner.

by JohanJohansen January 9, 2023

Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Jonkers

An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.

She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.

by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015

Jonder bang

a state of mind in which someone says or does something that hurts you deeply and then they mysteriously disappear into the night. Derived from jon demenkov.

‘ah here bi, jon put her on some jonder bang earlier, she was in an awful state‘

by geyakidd February 1, 2020

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

Joyner Lucas

"We already got Drake, we don't need another"
five seconds later
*copies Drake and Ty Dolla Sign

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

by SomeoneOnTheInternett August 5, 2020

Joner

n, Slang.

A red-haired, pale skinned person, who is a suspected Amish.

His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.

by Boaz September 16, 2004

Kylie Jenner

Part of the Kardasian clan- is a 21 year old billionaire that has cunts that want to be her all over the internet. Her father Kaitlyn Jenner once know as Bruce Jenner , she is mother to Stormi Webster and runs a multi-million company Kylie Cosmetics. She has had a abundance or surgerys- which you can tell by looking at all the photos of her when she was younger. She is Kind and Caring and gives No Fucks. She can sometimes be a Spoiled White Kid but she is richer then litterally most of everyone. She Cakes on her makeup and always looks Fine asf.

“Woah you lookin like Kylie Jenner”
“How the fuck did you get all that money?”

by dumbfvck October 15, 2018