A douche bag who breaks hearts and temperamental. Always changes his mind. Messed up in the head. Always fighting with you when he knows he is wrong. When he finds out a girl likes him, even if he doesn't like her, he dumps his current girlfriend for her. Got laid when he was 12. He likes sluts named Kenzie. He is a heart breaker. Constantly lying to you. Does have a sweet side though, and a hott body. He will pick on his girlfriends best friend though.
by HKlove November 1, 2010
Get the Johnmug. by screw john September 7, 2019
Get the Johnmug. awesome mexican guy with a big dick (yes even bigger than Pedro) and also have this italian faggot kid named Raul on his dick
by anonymouslelo May 17, 2014
Get the Johnmug. John's are typical arrogant people who like nothing more than to annoy everybody they meet, they change who they are just to be 'cool' and are well known for being totally rude to people for no reason. Pompous and upper-class, avoid at all costs.
by PenelopeBrian July 7, 2011
Get the Johnmug. A fat bruce lee looking frog that can do the truffle shuffle and can't see his dick when he looks down
by helloffahho November 3, 2010
Get the Johnmug. John is too useless to do anything productive and has decided to look up his name on urban dictionary
by Boppy422 May 28, 2018
Get the Johnmug.