by Aqua Seamus November 18, 2015
"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"
by Cap'n Crimson July 06, 2015
Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker
by Matt098 June 12, 2008
He Luco-Jizzed all over me!
by Fo-shizzler March 08, 2009
This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.
I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.
by Barry Spanners June 21, 2016
Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.
by corey270 October 17, 2007
Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020