jiffy

semi professional csgo player that you should follow @jiffyxo

fuck man, jiffy just fucking owned me connector, imma follow dat nigga @jiffyxo

by comethazine February 28, 2018

jifghty

The act of gerbils being efficiently consumed by hamsters.

There was an an article today about the jifghty crisis, the gerbil population is at an all time low.

OMG I HEARD ABOUT THE JIFGHTY, I WANT TO BE A GERBIL EATING HAMSTER!

I want to be a gerbil during jifghty, life would be easier that way...

Mooooooooooooommmmmmmm, the hamsters are doing jifghty. They are killing all the gerbils.

(Jifghty all the gerbils)

by hOI YOU BAKA DESU May 30, 2018

jiffany

a mix of Tiffany and Justin Bieber.

hey i'm tiff and i like JB were now Jiff or Jiffany

by yolo12345432177876 August 15, 2018

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiff Lungen

A pale, somewhat ginger, boy who suffers from early-onset borderline personality disorder. Although out of his control, this boy is unable to construct complete and coherent statements. His communication is further impeded by an inability to control his muscles, especially around the mouth, causing what can only be described as hypersalivation. To cope with what some scientists describe as crippling loneliness, he resorts to seeking pleasure through video games and adult videos. This has led to an addiction that not only results in him missing out on basketball teams, but leading to an obsession to incessant ab workouts. This biological phenomenon is known to get handouts from an aspiring business tycoon whom which he is questionably connected to in the form of internships. In returning “friendship”, one can be awarded with exchangeable credit known as PP. Overall, the boy has caused much harm in his friend group resulting in the partnered girl friend group to flee from his appallingly subpar social skills.

Jiff Lungen: “I’m on box.”
Humanity: “Shut up, Jiff Lungen!”

by NoahPaes February 25, 2019

Jifilube

The act of having anal intercourse and immediately transferring to vaginal intercourse.

She said she likes jifilube.

by Sozze March 6, 2019