It’s a girl that doesn’t know how to spell her name correctly. She’s smart, beautiful, loyal. She doesn’t know how cursive works. Jiffany is a girl of exceptional worth. She doesn’t trust very easily, so if she trust you then you’re lucky. She writes Js instead of Ts. Jiffanys do not party every weekend and are not sluts. They like the letter J a lot! They are the most beautiful girls in the world and most popular. They are afraid of the letter T. Everyone worships them.
I want to be faithful to Jiffany, but she doesn’t trust me.
When your girlfriend eats a lot of peanuts then you have anal sex with her the next day. When you pull out of her ass your penis is coated with what looks like chunkyjiffpeanut butter.
Your girlfriend eats a lot of peanuts and the next day having anal sex with her . When you pull out your penis looks like it's coated with crunchy penut butter.
I gave my manthe dirty jiffary to show him how much I love him. Who's got the jelly?
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.