Jesse

My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!

Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!

by 025150 January 30, 2017

Jesse

He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.

Guy 1: Man, look at that weirdo.
Guy 2: Yeah i bet he's a Jesse

by Butter Beer Bender May 15, 2015

Jesse

Jesse is a CHIP :D
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Jesse is a chip
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by xannaxsmithx January 12, 2008

Jess

An annoying piece of shit

Jess, fuck off

by Oi you lot shut up July 21, 2019

Jesse

Jesse he is such an amazing guy he will care for you but you have to gain his trust. He is rough around the edges but is actually a sweet kind soft hearted guy. Most people judge him when they first meet him but once they get to know him and gain his trust you now have a forever friend. He is a cute, loyal, stupid, amazing, great person. If you have a Jesse in your life don't let him go he can be compicated and distant but its only because he has been thru a lot and needs someone who will stay by his side. He the kinda guy to stay up all night and talk to you if somethings wrong. He is very misunderstood but deserves the world and nothing less. If you have a Jesse don't fuck up because once you do theres no going back.

Jesse he's so cute
Cutest smile
Friendly
Funny

Cute
Smart
Great person in general

Jesse- He's really cute
Jesse- Yayyyy its Jesse

Ohhhh hottie alert

by knowsstuff September 25, 2020

Jesse

Someone who would break your heart and move on so fast...
AND NOT THE JESSE FROM FULLER HOUSE!!!! CUZ HE'S GREATTTT

OMG you dated that guy Jesse... I can't believe it!

by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 15, 2020

Jesse

A guy named Jesse will be your friend for all of eternity. He only likes one girl and one girl alone. Jesse's usually date girls with uncommon names. He is tall, slim, has dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and usually has glasses. He is very athletic, artistic, incredibly funny, an amazing friend, and a loyal companion. You can tell Jesse anything and he will keep it secret. Overall if you are lucky enough to have a Jesse in your life don't loose that bond cause once it's broken it is gone.

Girl: Jesse is absolutely amazing period.

by Homeslice72 July 14, 2019