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jamaican cactus 

Refers to the herb or mary janes tobaco
Stoner 1: Man this jamaican cactus is the shiznit
Stoner 2: fo shizzle ma nizzle

Jamaican shit patty 

a Jamaican patty filled with beef and resembles SHIT. These things stink and give you diarrhea
Golden Krust is a place that specializes in jamaican shit patty
Jamaican shit patty by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

jamaican tour-guide 

While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke
Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!

jamaican swordfish 

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off
they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish
jamaican swordfish by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

Jamaican waterfall

b4 you blow your load you stick ur dick to the back of her throat and come. it dripps down the back of her thoat
Kilsner gave Neufy a Jamaican Waterfall last night
Jamaican waterfall by Laxer4Life October 17, 2006

Jamaican Beef Patty 

When two men sandwich a third man's junk between their anuses.
"Dude, last night I heard that Eric got a Jamaican Beef Patty from Dave and Calvin!"