jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016

Jasper

The name of a person that has the best aim, when it comes to games or sports.

His hair is unique. It is always a mixture of brown and an other colour.

Damn Jasper, you have aimbot af.

Oh Jasper, your hair has the uniquest colour I have seen ( orange and brown ).

by Jasper02 January 3, 2017

Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

jasping

Jasping is Welsh code for shagging sheep. Typically this act involves the use of Wellington Boots.

i was jasping for air, in the way my grandfather taught me.

by Yav69 July 23, 2017

jasper fox

the most hottest person you will ever meet. he is amazing and he loves being gay and loves to act very flamboyant.

Jasper fox my lover

by bigdickdaddy1997 August 18, 2017

Jaspier

Big heart loyal amazing never gives up would do anything for anyone.

Oh my Jaspier is the most lovable man in the world.

by MarijuanaBitch92417 January 23, 2018

Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.

“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch”

by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018