immachortle

To chortle in an immature fashion.

1. Did you just say boobies? *Immachortle*

by Pennycook March 18, 2008

immacucrap

A bowel movement that is so perfect and pristine that there's nothing to wipe.

I just took an immacucrap and it was perfect because I didn't need any toilet paper.

by Darin Fireball November 17, 2010

Immaculate Regression

To miraculously become a virgin again.

Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.

by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011

Immaculight

Hitting every green light on a long road for a smooth ride.

"I can't believe we didn't hit one red light. That ride was immaculight!"

by RThunderLWA December 18, 2012

immaturing

The process of becoming less responsible and capable over time.

Often a trait of a middle-aged person who has given up on taking care of themselves - either due to personal choice or unforeseen, unfortunate circumstances. Someone who is immaturing was more capable and responsible as a young adult than at their current older age. They often displace their burdens on people who care about them.

She's 53 and immaturing; I find it hard to believe she was ever able to pay her own bills.

After Jeff lost the business he started immaturing, now I hear he's trying to move in with his kids.

My mother-in-law has been steadily immaturing since her divorce 15 years ago.

At the rate bob is immaturing, he'll likely be fired in 6 months.

by GummieGirl August 31, 2017

immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.

"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."

by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018

Immaculate Perceptions

Those stereotyped 'implicit bias' people possess about diversity and cultural differences; Negative stereotypes; False narratives; Negative generalizations which arise from lack of cultural knowledge or sensitivity.

Believing that all African-Americans or all black people are lazy is one of those immaculate perceptions created to justify discrimination in this country. It's one of those statements or beliefs from which no one can pinpoint ts origin, and thus seemingly immaculately conceived. They manifest as implicit bias. Get it?

by famwhisperer June 9, 2018