husband

Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.

Man, that dildo was husband.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

Corpse Husband

He is a cool guy with a cool voice and everyone simps him. His music just....hits.
He is faceless and he might or might not reveal his face...so GET OVER IT!

Famous phrases: praise bingus; whaddup baby; fonkymonkyfriday.
His laugh lights up the entire earth!

A: yo, do you know corpse Husband?
Me: Ah, that faceless, grown-ass man bc of who i am on the bird app 24/7? Who sounds like an angel of death? Yes...ik him.

by Tutulovescoffee December 6, 2020

husband

a meal ticket, a female tends to use him for his money...

so are we going shopping? oh i need to talk to my husband first

by supercalifragialisticexpealidcous October 5, 2004

husband

someone you marry whether it is a man or woman

my hubby is now my hubby husband

by I AM ME ME IS I October 21, 2011

house husband

A man who acts tough but is actually a big sissy.

a coward

a sissy

Jeremy : 'What did you call me? I'm gonna kick your ass!'
Brian : 'Shut up Jeremy, we all know you're a big house husband'

by Nick Flanagan December 10, 2007

myspace husband

when there is only a myspace relationship holding no boundies or penalties. mostly just the exchanging of pics and messages.An internet booty call

my myspace husband just sent me some new slammin pics...

by Taylor Champagne May 11, 2007

Handbag Husband

A Husband or Boyfriend a woman can show off to her friends to get their approval and make them jealous. A gold-diggers target. A Narcissist's wet dream.

She didn't love him, she was incapable of emotional involvement, he was a handbag husband, calculated to impress those she wanted people to see as her friends.

by life, but not as we know it August 4, 2020