Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

Hermafadies

A mysterious and magestic being. Hermafadies is said to be the god of goats. His glowing irises burn with intensity such as the yellow sun. His musclar yet vibrant hooved legs allow him to travel for miles in a blink of an eye. His first sighting was in Saudi Arabia; were he fed many Saudi Arabians with his enchanted breast milk. Daily offerings, such as corn and honey, will please Hermafadies, he shall appear and cleanse thy unwashed minds.

"Traveling across the harsh desert; I had nothing to survive but the turbin on my head and the enchanted milk given to me by Hermafadies; I owe my life to him/her"

by Zimbala July 30, 2009

pee-wee herman

The act of masturbating in a movie theatre.

That movie was so great, that I pulled a pee-wee herman!

by Da Bus February 25, 2005

herman li

The most overrated guitarist in the world. He shreds sloppily and he sucks. Kerry King could kick his ass back to La-La-Land.

Herman Li's just another Chinese product that fails.

by Element X-5 October 19, 2007

Herm

The "wild card" of the English language. It has no real meaning or value and could mean anything.

1. DUDE! What the herm!?
2. Holy herm...that's huge!
3. I herm you. ^_^ *Kiss*
4. Bye bye herm.
5. Alright, you got the herm, now GET THE HERM OUT!
6. Billy, can you come here for a herm and help me with this?

by Eric January 21, 2005

Hermanda

Generic name for a person of ambiguous sex. Herm- short for hermaphrodite. Herman- male name. Amanda- female name. Her-man-duh - Her? man? Duh.

Check out Hermanda over there... either she needs a mustache wax or he needs to lose the man tits.

by Miss Lew November 11, 2003