crazy mofo...has real charisma...better candidate than kerry or bush...should've been the democratic candidate....we would've won
"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!"
-- Democratic hopeful Howard Dean addressing supporters after the Iowa causcuses on Jan. 19, 2004.
(AP/Paul Sancya)
-- Democratic hopeful Howard Dean addressing supporters after the Iowa causcuses on Jan. 19, 2004.
(AP/Paul Sancya)
by Bandaid Man February 27, 2005
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Bob: Driving to work this morning and some Russell Howard went into the back of me.
Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?
Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?
by sarangipani January 23, 2011
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Guy 1: Man did you see that block by Dwight Howard?!
Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
by BasketballFan2412 October 4, 2011
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The only man with any guts to stand-up to the Powers-That-Be and tell the uncensored truth!
The first truly alternative morning radio show worth listening to, as compared to the "Morning Zoo Crews."
The only one worth listening to.
The ONE!
The only man with any guts to stand-up to the Powers-That-Be and tell the uncensored truth!
The first truly alternative morning radio show worth listening to, as compared to the "Morning Zoo Crews."
The only one worth listening to.
The ONE!
"Howard Stern has the distinct honor of having a public rest-room named after him on the Jersey Turnpike!"
by Carl J. Maltese May 31, 2007
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People with no brain will call him "a loser who is ugly and says stupid things..." etc. but they miss the point that:
a)it is hard to call a man who is a radio legend and multi multi millionaire a "loser"
b)the man knows he is ugly and says stupid things, that is what his comedy is based on: stupid and controversial topics.
He is an unlikely celebrity and represents the underdog rather than being a complete fraud like many celebrities. so if you don't like him then go fucking pop in a Julia Roberts movie while listening to a Madonna or Cher album becuase obviously you don't like honesty
DOUCHEBAGS
People with no brain will call him "a loser who is ugly and says stupid things..." etc. but they miss the point that:
a)it is hard to call a man who is a radio legend and multi multi millionaire a "loser"
b)the man knows he is ugly and says stupid things, that is what his comedy is based on: stupid and controversial topics.
He is an unlikely celebrity and represents the underdog rather than being a complete fraud like many celebrities. so if you don't like him then go fucking pop in a Julia Roberts movie while listening to a Madonna or Cher album becuase obviously you don't like honesty
DOUCHEBAGS
Howard Stern has ruled the radio airwaves for over 20 years
If you list the biggest comedy genius of all time you cannot leave Howard off that list
If you list the biggest comedy genius of all time you cannot leave Howard off that list
by Michael Scholl March 8, 2005
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He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.
He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.
Bob: Oh look it's Russell Howard and he's constantly refreshing the page on Urban Dictionary and voting this definition down.
Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.
Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.
Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.
Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.
by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
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Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007
Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.
The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.
Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.
Didn't say sorry
Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.
Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007
Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.
The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.
Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.
Didn't say sorry
Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.
Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information.
Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
by Delusions_Of_Grandeur June 7, 2009
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