Kelly Haynes

sneezing so hard that you queef

Urgh, I just sneezed so hard I Kelly Haynes in my pants

by t_appletart June 19, 2011

A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Luke Haynes

Luke haynes is the hottest man alive. He owns many watches and is very experienced in the stock market. He is the like james bond but american and hotter

Anyone:I love Luke haynes!

by GOATLINE1515 October 11, 2022

don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying

Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow

by Semi Aquatic Bird Society October 13, 2022

hayat

An elf that looks a lot like Dobby from Harry Potter.

Hayat: Mr Potter must not return to Hogwarts!

by TejLovesSomeGeorgia January 25, 2007

haunted

The state a restroom/lavatory/toilet is in for a period of time (depending on ventilation), after someone has defecated within.

-- I gotta pee BAD dude.
-- Don't go in the bathroom, it's haunted.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

haunted

What an area (usually a cemetary or an establishment such as a castle or church) is where ghosts, ghouls, spirits and spectres can be found floating around meaninglessly.

My shirt is haunted.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003