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Stephen Hawking

When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.
“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”
by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022
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Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

when you know you just got hacked and you want your hacker to know how much you hate him/her (no sexism here)

you can go wild and search anything and your hacker will know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you can't use it in a sentence
apparently you have to use the "word" to make it count so "thank you for hacking me, motherfucker
by i_hate_getting_hacked March 28, 2017
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hasing

Hasing: Meaning "To slowly cut a man's penis."
I'm going out hasing today.
by -Men June 30, 2014
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hawking

when someone is going crazy, or already is crazy
1. Dude, she trippin so much last night that we got worried she was hawking.

2. My teacher is a hawking old lady.

3. That girl's hot, but she's a hawk
by birdsofprey May 1, 2009
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Hawking

"Hawking" (verb) : To go above and beyond what is expected for the mere enjoyment of doing it.

Antonym: To Rampart.
My friend asked if I could help him move in this weekend, but I'm hawking it and bringing some pizza and beers so he doesn't have to worry about lunch!
by By reddit's Markles June 5, 2013
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Hacking

The illegal penetration of a persons' body or possessions by an individual or individuals either themselves or by use of tools.
Rupert Murdoch was arrested for phone-hacking performed by The News of the World. Judge Albert S. Pat Murdoch was arrested for person-hacking a prostitute.
by MrJeremyT July 20, 2011
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