Hamburg Handy
She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!
Hamburg Handy by J Sixer February 15, 2020
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William handy
A william handy is when a handicapped male/female offers a homeless male the pleasure of partaking in the act of sexual intercourse with the help of a hand or foot as this act is taking place there is no contact to be made with the ball or the ritual will have to be repeated with extremely limited amount of force
William handy by Nigga nuts in my butt May 4, 2020
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jam handy
1. The popular 1940's Educational Film Production Company, 'Jam Handy', who created such classic films as "A Case of Spring Fever"
2. The even more popular sexual favour, provided by certain prostitutes, whereby the hand job is enhanced by liberal application of various jams, jellies and preserves. At the lower end of the menu is the 'Hartley's Strawberry Jam Handy', which will cost on average £2.50 due to the low fruit content, all the way up to Fortnam and Mason's High Grove Organic Damson Preserve , which will cost a discerning customer at least £10 a Handy. Seville Orange Marmalade Handy's are seasonal.
Most Jam Handys are executed with seedless jam, but there are some fringe extremists that prefer seeded raspeberry Jam Handys, known in the trade as "Dick Raspers".
2. The even more popular sexual favour, provided by certain prostitutes, whereby the hand job is enhanced by liberal application of various jams, jellies and preserves. At the lower end of the menu is the 'Hartley's Strawberry Jam Handy', which will cost on average £2.50 due to the low fruit content, all the way up to Fortnam and Mason's High Grove Organic Damson Preserve , which will cost a discerning customer at least £10 a Handy. Seville Orange Marmalade Handy's are seasonal.
Most Jam Handys are executed with seedless jam, but there are some fringe extremists that prefer seeded raspeberry Jam Handys, known in the trade as "Dick Raspers".
"Nigel, where does one acquire a Jam Handy in this borough?"
"Why Nigel, I believe one can have a quality Jam Handy down behind the Tesco's if you're in the mood for some Hartley's seedless Raspberry, 35 percent fruit, only £2.50. Bargain."
"Why thank you Nigel, you're a real chap."
"Unless you're one of those filthy Dick Raspers, in which case I'll have to call the local constabulary."
"Oh Nigel, how could you."
"And I always took you for a marmalade man. And I let you watch my children."
"Why Nigel, I believe one can have a quality Jam Handy down behind the Tesco's if you're in the mood for some Hartley's seedless Raspberry, 35 percent fruit, only £2.50. Bargain."
"Why thank you Nigel, you're a real chap."
"Unless you're one of those filthy Dick Raspers, in which case I'll have to call the local constabulary."
"Oh Nigel, how could you."
"And I always took you for a marmalade man. And I let you watch my children."
jam handy by Adrian Potato September 26, 2020
bandy handy
Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.
bandy handy by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020
Sani Handy
Sani Handy by Ihateitwhen July 14, 2021
Scotty the Handy Man
An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing
Scotty the Handy Man by Fergus June 19, 2004