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by Chris Towsnend January 10, 2009
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Ham.

a fabled meat, claimed to be the nectar of the gods, the fruit of eden. Ham is a meat spoken of only by the great prophet nia, spreading the word of the ham, only to the ears of whom who are ready to be endowed with the wisdom, of ham; furthermore there is a fabled video featuring the gods, speaking of ham. In consensus, the existence of ham is left down to speculation, only those who have been blessed with the eternal knowledge of ham, know whether there is fact behind the myth.
by eternal.ix November 13, 2019
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ham dinner

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.
by tenesmus October 11, 2014
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ham choi

- Vietnamese for "like to get ratchet/have fun".

- An innate characteristic for almost all ABG's/ABB's from East Side San Jose
Example A: "Damn dude, I'm dating this ABG who's hella ham choi. All she does is listen to trap music and go to Vegas on a monthly cadence. I can't keep up with her!"
by aybeee February 2, 2017
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ham head

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.
Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.
by Chris.G July 23, 2010
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ham sauced

To be completely hammered drunk.
Man, we got so ham sauced after all those Jager Bombs downtown we were so college.
by AMeyers December 20, 2007
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