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God

1 "dog" backwards

2 Believed to be the higher power - creator of the universe

3 Someone who proved his presence a long time ago to three different people in three different ways and got them to kill each other in the crusades - but I think he had his reasons
1 "Ayo! Did you know "God" is "dog" backwards?!"

2 Read the bible

3 Guy #1: Muslams! Jews! Christians! Who's telling the truth?

Guy #2: All of them!
by W0ot September 10, 2006
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God

The creator who watches over us from heaven.
God will save us all.
by someone June 23, 2004
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God

-A being that obviously not many people here believe in...

-An all powerful being that created everything, whether by evolution of whatever, and is SO powerful we can not even begin to understand him!

-A being that is so different than a human because if one of us had that much power, we would go mad, and do all sorts of things like changing the laws of nature every other day, making all women walk around nude, make up animals all the time, and make alot of the ranting people on the def of this word right!

-He's better than you and you know it!

-He doesn't have to be praised day and night, and he doesn't care if you follow a strict set of rules, as long as you believe in him, and repenty at some time, you will go to heavan, which sure beats going to hell and burning and having your soul broken! (do you even know what it would feel like to have your soul attacked? No i didn't think so!)

-A Great thing many people are too blind to see can accept that not everything in this world make sense!

-A being scienctists believe the mere theory of evolution disproves!

-You don't get everything you pray for! Good things happen to bad people, and bad things happen to good people! But God Didnt Make It That Way! We Did! So Suck It Up And Pray Abit!

-A being people are trying to get out of our governamtn and schools and yet are wondering why the worlds going to hell!
"Excuse me I'm gonna go pray to God for your souls now, and trust me, we'll see who right and whos wrong soon enough! Though if you're right, then we wouldnt exist! But if I'm right, PARTY AT HIS HOUSE! (i'll remember you as i look down)
by Stover May 3, 2005
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God

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman
by Rosie302 December 11, 2018
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God

You is god
by AmGamerGos January 8, 2021
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God

Some dude that made us in his flawed image
by shfshfgbdsbe December 11, 2020
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God

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game
Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!
by theRealZeRo November 17, 2018
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