Gamer Diet

How some gamers stay thin.
Consists of playing games until one develops the shakes. then getting up grabbing enough food to allow you to continue playing and heading back to the game.
Said gamer usually only consumes food once per day on this diet.

dude did you hear jake lost 15 pounds last week on the gamer diet!

by that guy that games December 24, 2010

Gamercel

An individual addicted to video games that uses gaming (pc, console, mobile) as an outlet to escape increasingly serious life problems. The gamercel, much like a labrat, is trained and rewarded for responding to certain stimuli in game. He/she will sink vast amounts of their life time "levelling up" in game, while falling behind in their life off screen, specifically with relationships with members of the opposite sex. The gamercel purchases DLC (downloadable content) using his mother's credit card (even though he may be 40 years old) or failing that, he toils at work specifically to purchase in game items later.

He is the perfect consumer. The gamercel is the updated equivalent of the "couch potato" of the TV generation, renewed for the 2010s and 2020s.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a total loser, all he does is consume.
Oh, never mind him, he's just a gamercel.

by Dave9000 August 27, 2019

wii gamer

A person who will defend their Nintendo Wii till death

Liam Price loves bashing the Wii it is his favourite toy, he is a total wii gamer :)

by PriceOfLiam May 15, 2009

Gamer Pants

An adult diaper specifically designed for video gamers, allowing them to play for several hours without interruption.

I'm gonna wear my gamer pants for tonight's raid, I can't wait to down this boss.

by mistersmith July 2, 2009

gamer gurl

A girl who plays video games in order to gain attention of male gamers. They can often be seen playing Call of Duty or Halo and talk about how much of a "nerd" they are, when they really are not and are always taking pictures of themselves with gaming accessories like controllers, Wii remotes, etc or gaming related items like low cut Zelda t-shirts just to gain attention or just be attention whores.

Gurl: Hey Guys! I am taking a picture of myself with a controller. I am such a gamer!

Gamer Gurl: That's right. I'm a gurl and I play video games.
Genuine female gamer: Hey guys. What games are you playing?

Gurl: Now I know why boys play Call of Duty all the time. Guess who is getting this game? Me!

Gurl: Playing video games. Hehe. I am such a nerd.
Boy: Hey. Are you excited for E3?
Gurl: What's E3?
Boy It is like a once a year event where everyone shows off their new games.
Gurl: Sounds stupid.

by AirHawke September 13, 2013

gamer

Somebody who finds refuge from the sheer mundanity of everyday life in the bosom of a particularly engrossing videogame. General stereotypes have already been mentioned, but in my experience with fellow gamers, they are largely misanthropic and just find most people uninteresting. This could perhaps explain why many are seen as socially inept and introverted, but then again, I doubt misanthropia is a popular mindset. The gamers I know are well-read and erudite (in contrast with the idea that games 'rot your brain' - ever noticed how people who make such claims are usually Big Brother watching idiots themselves?).

Video games - because real life is for poseurs.

by Bal-Sagoth June 3, 2004

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

by scuppers July 8, 2020