Glazed Cruller

A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.

His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.

by Luscious Lynn September 13, 2019

Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum

I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

glazie

The edgy kind of guy . A guy with the best personality and likes to vibe to music has a lot of mood swings from being flirty to rude and gets a girl just to break their hearts.

Riley : i think i love glazie
Honi : dont fall for him he'll break your heart

by Raphin June 10, 2021

glazed booty hole

A booty hole that has been glazed with semem

Dude, I had a 3 hour anal sesh with my homie Justin last night and I left him with a glazed booty hole.

by D4V1NC1 September 25, 2021

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Glazed Waffle

When a guy cums on a partner's ass and proceeds to spread it on the cheeks around the booty hole. Then you lie down on their ass with your abs.

Brad: YOOOOO I finally glazed waffles her bro!
Chad: NO WAY BRO NICE!

by Peachy Phoenix June 10, 2022