Geodynamics of Gemology

The specific application of geodynamic principles to the world of precious stones. It's the study of the immense social and financial pressures that cause trends in the gem market to "fold" and "fault." This includes analyzing how a celebrity engagement ring acts as an "igneous intrusion," forcing a new gemstone (like a morganite or a padparadscha sapphire) into the public consciousness and displacing the established "sedimentary" layers of diamond dominance.

Example: "When Meghan Markle wore that aquamarine ring, the geodynamics of gemology went into overdrive. The tectonic plates of the jewelry industry shifted overnight, and suddenly every bride wanted a blue-green rock, causing a massive upthrust in the price of aquamarines and a corresponding trough for traditional emeralds."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

goid

a combination of foid and goy,

That chick is a goid bro, don't risk talking to her

by sir skeetington February 24, 2026

Groidslop

Trashy hip-hop music produced by African Americans. Portmanteau of negroid and slop.

I can't stand the groidslop people are playing.

by Zipdox June 7, 2025

gloid

a shortened form of Angloid, used to emphasize the foreign and imperialistic nature of Anglo-Saxon, English, or generally Western culture and language as imposed on the rest of the world.

You only know how to speak English? That's so fucking gloid of you.

by cejotpro July 8, 2025

Geodash

A term to refer to the hit Rhythm-Platformer Geometry Dash. Popularized by Jynxzi.

new player: yo dude have you ever heard of geodash? i just beat back on track
not really new player: uh yeah i beat bloodbath
new player: hacker!!!

by Bored_Person November 17, 2025

dirty geordi

Using a VR headset in public to watch something not suitable for public viewing.

There is a guy on this plane doing the dirty Geordi.

by rupertQgibblesworth August 7, 2016

urban geode

A space in a city that has been closed off, boarded up, sectioned off, from use. This may or may not be the result of changing fire and zoning codes in the mid-twentieth century. Often times furnishings and finish materials are left in tact.

The space above the restaurant used to be apartments, but the restaurant removed the staircase to make more room so the space above cannot be accessed. It is now an urban geode.

by nwg5004.1 March 14, 2019