shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.

The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.

by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014

Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.

The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.

by Che Guavera August 7, 2011

shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.

by juventedd July 13, 2016

Shower Story

Jerking off in the shower.

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.

by jj321 October 15, 2009

Golden Shower

When you shower your loved one in piss

Lover #1 HONEY I’m home!!!!
Lover #2 Shall I prepare a Golden shower for you dear?
Lover #1 Yes dear

by whts_Nx February 5, 2020

Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 15, 2014

Shower Hawk

An inmate in prison who waits for another inmate to put himself in a compromising position in the shower room and then swoops in like a hawk to rape his unsuspecting prey.

I'm going to have to shank that shower hawk if he showers near me today.

by MikeZilla December 8, 2005