feltch monger

one who is into the act of feltching

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005

flench

The simultaneous facial and sphincter clench just before a fart is released. 'Flench' is therefore a fusing of the key words 'fart' and 'clench'.

Mary: "My goodness can you smell that? Who farted?"
Joe: "It was Mark, I saw him flench right before the smell hit"

by Fuse fan February 26, 2010

fetched-out

british punk word for rockin, cool, sweet, etc.

Dude, your 360 was fetched out!!!

by katey December 12, 2004

Flitch

A female that is a bitch, and is very flirty!

Check out that flitch over ther!

by Keally January 23, 2009

fletcher

originated and used in port chester new york by the infamous mig louch.fletcher, its a typical white boy name used as a great stereotype for gringos mostly from rye ,greenwich, harrison, and other white boy towns in westchester ny.

yo why is there alaways mad fletchers in hubbas say i wont snuff them hahha, nah b vatos in here are already on that and flip is waitin to scare them outside hahaha.

by vatoloco madball August 12, 2007

Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.

Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!

by Wiseman July 14, 2006