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Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.
"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"
by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013
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fegus

A vile. putrid biological mess that typically causes diseases.
There was some fegus forming on the underside of the toilet seat.
by Pezienda April 24, 2014
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Foot Fetus

Something a person with a foot fetish may develop after intercourse; pregnant feet.
“Have you heard Nathan has a foot fetus?”
“Omg really? I mean his feet did look pregnant this morning
by Best Mom Ever December 9, 2018
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Femustache

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
by Rantbo October 24, 2008
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Anus fetus

A fetus that has miraculously transferred to the anal intestinal, thus being able to give birth to the baby through the anus. This happens once in 32 trillions, though it hasn't happened or at least noted in the anthropological history.

In the 21st century the word evolved into a slang for having a huge amount of excrement in the rectum, and therefore having the need to dispose it in the nearest future.
"I had to shit so bad, i felt like i had an anus fetus!"

"Some history books say that Jesus himself was in fact an anus fetus!"
by The Crazy Madman November 4, 2011
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Gay Fetus

A fetus that has been conceived by a transgender person and a cisgender person, both identifying as the same gender. Therefore, it's gay but they can still biologically have a child.
He was actually a gay fetus when he was in the womb
He has a transgender father and a biologically male father, does that mean he was a gay fetus
by Toadcuck January 18, 2018
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Gator Fetus

a really small (midget sized) annoying creature that annoys the fuck out of you. gay, annoying, really retarded!!!!
That guy is a gator fetus, he is so annoying!
by elcilo July 17, 2011
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