Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

fapping

making your own fun

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!

by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009

Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.

"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."

by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010

Homo fapiens

1. A term used to describe a person who spends excessive amounts of time fapping.
2. A mispronunciation of 'homo sapiens'.

Joel: What's up with Pete? He keeps disappearing into his room.
Francois: That guy's addicted to fapping... He's a real live specimen of Homo fapiens.

by Silversword June 5, 2011

fapping

See fap.

by Diablos November 11, 2002

Faped a Fountain

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam"

by Screechingmu October 15, 2008

fappuccino

Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.

I served this fine ass MILF a grande fappuccino last night.

by Meatball1985 November 17, 2015