fakling

The art of smiling without looking happy in any way. A very fake, strained smile as opposed to smizing.

Ex1 "Have you seen Nick's new head shot for work? He's fakling so bad!"

Ex2 *Taking pictures together* One person to another: "Omg why are such a fakler on photos, you look like you're smelling dog poo?!"

by RevolutionaryRandy March 1, 2017

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falling apples

The term describing the action of a male's testes to drop and become further away from his body. #delaneylovesdick

"His apples are falling." The falling apples described refer to dropping testes.

by babybaby6969 March 30, 2017

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Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.

Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.

by [ ] May 12, 2017

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