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1. The main reason many kids and teens 9-18 years old from all over the World neglect homework and complain they don't have time to study.
2. A means used by slut asshole bitchesof both gender to camouflage the unimportance of their shitty, worthless existance and make others feel worthless and unimportant instead.
Consecuences of Facebook include, but are not limited to:
Terrible eye and neck pain
Light form of depression because of uploaded content
Serious addiction
Lack of motivation of doing homework which can lead in ruining your future life
Low grades and fights with parents because of them
Leak of photos and private moments caused by will
Loss of Real, face-to-face Communication
Of, course, Facebook could have been something totally positive. If used with measure. And if we knew what measure actually is.
Me:Most of my classmates have low grades because they use Facebook all day and night.
Stupid ass bitch: I'm going to upload a photo having a great time with my current boyfriend (who will be replaced with another one soon and who I'm using for my sole profit), so that those losers will be FREAKIN JEALOUS.
facebook by DraggyFurynado April 29, 2015

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I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.
facebook by Toppet May 26, 2016

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A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!

Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!

Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
Facebook by DarthGyro October 18, 2016

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Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.
Facebook by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

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Hi I use Facebook and I have no life, just Facebook, only Facebook.
Facebook by Nyan sans February 28, 2017

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A thing that only adults use
OMG Facebook is the best -Adults
Facebook by Farthest October 1, 2017