Facebook

The ultimate creeping/procastinating tool. Also home to the infamous FarmVille.

"I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report."
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"

by Creepingprocastinator January 24, 2010

facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.

Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!

by LG- cuz lifes really good... April 20, 2009

Facebook

Virtual High School Tabloid

Let's go on facebook!

by Icorrecturbandictionaryfaggots March 2, 2011

Facebook

When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.

1.) Ohhhh shit son! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch!

2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!

3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!

by BitterPoetMadman December 12, 2008

Facebook

A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.

someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat

by casemay14 June 18, 2011

Facebook

internet's version of Jerry Springer for some people.

Facebook has become a venue to seriously screw people over with an audience of 500+ contacts without actually facing individuals. For example, contacting ex lovers on thier current spouse's facebook page, or blasting friends and family in status statements.

by Raven6768 February 5, 2010

Facebook

Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.

Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.

by I<3Puss-ee-s August 9, 2010