Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

But eventually the word will phase from existence
"Long live the Watermelon Sugar!"
If it stops trending we all die, that means that we must keep it on trending
"Long live the Watermelon Sugar!"
If it stops trending we all die, that means that we must keep it on trending
by CupOCino July 31, 2021

It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness
by Samacher October 8, 2018

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

This morning I told my friend grand existing, instead of good morning and grand rising, because we are always existing even when we are sleeping.
by Woke Seed May 30, 2025
