English Handshake

A dry, shameful handjob.

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.

by Mijioshi October 20, 2018

english momio

the english momio server is filled with nsfw content, 17 year olds, bts, fake depression...also known as the defenition of tumblr 2.0. Everyone looks the same, im pretty sure you have seen a guy on there with a buzz cut, sad emoji shirt and ripped jeans,,,yeah right.
or maybe you have seen polish and german people speaking in their language?
some innapropppppppriate editsss???
children with nicotine addictions.
nnn????

LETS NOT FORGET Momio is a app for children where we learn about safety lmao

welcome to english momio human

have you heard about english momio?
oh yeah, you mean tumblr?

by freakingnoodle November 21, 2019

English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did

English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020

Enisha

A virtuous woman that has love for others strong minded hard working can come across timid at times but she doesn't want to hurt anyone feelings she is a keeper once you have gained her heart you would always be there

Have you meet enisha

Yes such a virtuous woman

by Yippy yeah yay April 20, 2021

English Slut

Someone who goes to down to the library to study.

Did you hear Ethan is an English Slut

by Layla5150 June 16, 2021

English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022

English with Gry

English class with Gry is like being dickslapped by a starving jew during holocaust. I have never been more impatient than during Gry's lessons. If you can't feel the dickslapping, then you will at a bare minimum starve slowly to death yourself. This occurs in context with the mere boredom of English with Gry.

In the events, that you survive to see your grade from Gry, you will instantly drop to the floor as Gry stares deep into your soul. As you're then gasping for air, she will proceed to violently eat up your soul from the inside, until you're nothing but an empty course.

In conclusion, you must always skip English with Gry.

Person 1: "Are you going to the next lesson, bro?"

Person 2: "No, are you crazy? It's English with Gry."

Person 1: "Oh snap, then I'm not going either."

by CasualTeacherHater February 22, 2022