Emil Hefel

Big cock and smal body and wants to eat icetea

hey Emil Hefel its yor toilet ledig

by heffert69 September 23, 2019

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

Emil the butterfly

My son. (Yes I'm married🙄)
A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.

"So. How are your two kids?"
"I have only one left"
"Emil the butterfly?"
"Emil the butterfly."

by Husband1 July 23, 2021

Emil

Emil has a extremely large penis, at least 3 kilometers long.

"Look, its an Emil, i bet his penis is f*cking huge!!" "Yeah me too"

by EMIL69 January 10, 2022

emil

is someone special with a big dick and little to no personality he is a bot weird and cocky at times

oh man emil you are so emil

by Datasstim July 27, 2017

Emil

Emil is the kind of guy to go around and have bitches run after him. When you see a person who has a ton of bitches after him you know its Emil.

Most Emil also have every bitches' number so they can have sexsual intercourse whenever they want.

Damn, Emil kinda fresh- Lina

by Drake lover 123456789 May 20, 2022

Emil N

Emil is a pale young boy who smokes aloooot of weed in his free time. He love music so much that he even makes his own beats. Emil is very bad with girls and he doesn't know how to talk to them. Emil can be fucking retarded somtimes.

Friend: Hey Emil

Emil N: Yes!

Friend: Want to smoke some weed?

Emil N: I've already smoked 12 joints today, but sure

by Donut20001 November 23, 2021