dirty emerson

Getting into a morph suit and have intercourse, then you take off the morph suit and insert it into a woman’s vagina until it’s all gone.

Dang got a little freaky performing a “dirty Emerson” on my girl last night

by ughgloomy April 12, 2020

Emergency Outage

Federal Government PR term referring to a scheduled service that fails to become operative at the agreed upon time, usually due to higher priority legislative responsibilities slowing down the process with events including (but not limited to) wasting tax dollars on unapproved, discretionary outings, low-mileage private jets to environmental causes, scheduling hearings about hearings to discuss hearings concerning future hearings, and early identification and concealment of tax dollar shrinkage.

The new student loan website that was set to launch on Monday instead simply displayed, "Emergency Outage."

by The Jolliest of Rogers March 29, 2010

Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

emerson king

A little bitch

Emerson king is a little bitch

by Xecusas May 18, 2016

Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come

Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours

Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.

Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?

Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

by Anon senpai June 19, 2018