Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

eseni

Think ass girl who no one ever suspects that's she has the biggest penis in the world

I bet that girl is an eseni

by Loser_alert May 30, 2020

Essentuous

When a coworker is an essential employee and very beautiful.

My secretary is an essentuous woman.

by Greasy Snake June 21, 2020

Ehrenmaus

Ehrenmaus is a word invented by Lisann Schlarmannnn. You give the person back what the person gave you it doesn't matter if its good or bad.

“thank you for getting me a Coke Ehrenmaus”

by Kuschelwuschel123 July 10, 2020

Essential

Something math will never be

Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential

Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients

by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020

ehrenlos

'Ehrenlos' simply means 'honorless'

Can be used for people which are being rude or who aren't doing what was expected.

It's often used in gaming like;

Dude 1:
Dude we're gonna lose if you don't hear, rotate to B!!

Beginner 2:
*peeks from the entry to next door and gets killed*

Dude 1:
Dude you're so bad, einfach ehrenlos!

Calm dude 3:
Don't blame it on him, man

Dude 1:
*starts a beef*

by Diamondcx September 6, 2020