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Experience Project

A malfunctioning psychiatric hospital hidden in plain sight. A place where paint cannot dry because the inmates lick it off the walls and lower their already substandard IQs and then stumble around babbling incoherently until the wardens return and paint some more. More accurately, it is a place where rejects from the rest of the internet (and life in general) gather to show each other why this is so.

On display here are the saddest of the sad cases. Brainless bimbos, the likes of which would probably be refused entry to sit in the audience on the Jeremy Kyle Show. The most spineless and gutless males who ever lived, each one so desperate for female attention that they even tolerate the most blatantly obvious cases of castfishing you will ever see, and then get upset with YOU when you point this out. The word devolution does not suffice. What you will witness here is actual human beings who have less moral and intellectual value than a late night American infomercial.

All of this is entertaining in a way, though, kind of like watching an old three-legged dog chase its non-existent tail. But you can only watch for so long before pity takes hold. You can only cringe so many times in a day. One or two smart people still linger at Experience Project, but only because they have a sick and twisted sense of humor and no qualms about mocking people of inferior intelligence. But to be fair, they do deserve it. You gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes.
Obvious catfish: Hi guys, I am a 13yo girl, I am new on Experience Project and I love sexting and roleplay ;) pm me xxx
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Random bimbo1: Dat biatch is stealing r thunder.
Random bimbo2: Hey u guyz I just got my period!
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
by 1alwaysreading March 22, 2016
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experimental kid

To be unique and to have ones own different way of being. Usually wears casual pants, wears Experimental/Progressive band shirts. Music is usually Dillinger Escape Plan, Tera Melos, Blood Brothers, Kiss Kiss, The Fall Of Troy and many more. Usually is a big geek...
Person 1: "Where did that experimental kid go?"
Person 2: "I dont know hes probably casting a spell or something"
by spiderman2231 January 18, 2008
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exercised induced asthma

A type of asthma caused when exercising. It's when your air way is smaller than normal, so you're breathing through an abnormally sized air way. Can be treated by using a subscribed inhaler.
While I was playing basketball, I had a case of exercised induced asthma.
by m-sizzle-wizzle-money-weezy-yo January 13, 2011
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the chavso exercise regime

this is a very usful way of loosing weight quickley without dieting. this involves groing your hair long and wearing a black t-shirt with the words black sabbath upon it. next u must go to a large mating ground for chavs (posibly a childs play area Well hard mate) and find a particularly aggresive gaggle of them. next u must sneak up on the gaggle and wen close enuf to whisper in one of theyre ears shout the words IRON MAIDEN RULES as loud as u can. the agrivated group shud chase u until one of theyre pregnant girlfriends(probbly aged 8) gets tired. during the chase for added weight loss shout to them tht u did theyre mothers all night long and the pounds will just fall off u.
aye i lost it all on the chavso exercise regime
by jipakingawalla March 3, 2008
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Near-love experience

When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.
I had a near-love experience with that Spanish girl I slept with last week.
by Sugar Plum Fairies June 5, 2009
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Out of Closet Experience

An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.

Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.

Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.

Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
by SimpleKind of Man December 2, 2010
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Experience Project

A website where people post their experiences. Usually a very good place to find good porn stories and desperate people.
by Damn Damn Danno II August 18, 2013
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