drunk face 

The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.

Something looks different about Susie tonight.
Yea, it looks like she has her drunk face on.

drunk face by LastNightsGarbage.com December 3, 2007

Drunk Talk 

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson

"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"

Drunk Talk by your mom March 10, 2003

drunk dial 

the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing

a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this:

"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'

drunk dial by drunk dialer January 2, 2006

drunk chicks

1. These are the girls you see flopping all over the dance floor.

It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).

These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.

2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking drunk last night"
Person 2: "Yeah man, but not as drunk as that girl you knobbed!"
Person 1: "Drunk chicks rule!"

Person 3: "Oh god, I am hungover."
Person 4: "Oh shit, you gotta go! I have to work at 12!"
Person 3: "Man...I hate sleeping with drunk chicks."

drunk chicks by not_sean July 28, 2006

drunk ebaying 

The process of drinking a shit ton of alcohol and buying random things off ebay.

Man Isk jfust dravnk 3 40s! Imd gojhna bjy pokhnom emferald! Imn not drunk ebaying!!!!!!11

drunk ebaying by Syd Syd Syd November 6, 2009

Drunk Wank 

A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.

Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.

A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate

Drunk Wank by dannydierisatwat May 23, 2009

drunk sex 

drunk sex is when the people having sex and they are drunk and have absolutley no idea what they are doing. Also, they don't remember what happened when they wake up or when the finally become sober. It is also the best type of sex, most people say.

guy: Babe, i didnt know...i was drunk
girl: why did you have to go have drunk sex with some slut? We could've just had memorable sex with eachother? :(

drunk sex by Gabbie<333 February 25, 2010