doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004

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Doorknoby

Adj. Contractive simplification used to define characters that are classified as dumb as a doorknob.

"Vanessa is really hot man, but she's kinda doorknoby!"

by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008

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door mooch

Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.

Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.

by nukid1 September 20, 2010

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Doorknobraphy

Having sex with any door like object either doorknobs, door

hinges, door handles and the door its self

Devin: Did you hear about Matriska having sex with that door?
William: Yeah I hear she's into Doorknobraphy.
Devin: That's soo cool!

by Penis Von Lesbian skank October 23, 2011

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The act of holding a door open for someone approaching but not super close, thus causing the person to guiltily rush to the door. It's not necessarily an act of kindness, but perhaps an act of selfishness, as a doordick attempts to redeem him(her)self by the precariously selfless act.

Don't be a doordick, she's like a block away.

by anonymous February 8, 2015

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