walt disney

A great man. born 1902, in chicago. moved to a small town near kansas city. his first commission was a drawing of a horse to a certasin doctor sherwood. whan he started in animation, he started out with his older brother, roy.
He went through his life creating amazing characters that sparked the imagination. he was also an inventor. sadly, he died of lung cancer in 1966.

walt disney was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome.

by thebiggestdisneyfan July 16, 2010

Disneyland Dragster

(noun); Motorised mobility chair most commonly used by greedy middle class honkeys to extort sympathy from honkey park owners in order to accelerate their fat family's ascent through lines for rides.

'Dude, I was waiting in line for Space Mountain and some fat bitch and her fat family cut the line with a Disneyland Dragster! I was pissed, dude.'

by gill-christless January 10, 2008

Secondhand Disney channel

When you, unintentionally, know too much about the Disney channel. Because of younger siblings.

Guy: Zach Effron is such a queer.

Guy 2: Who the hell is that?

Guy: The guy who plays Troy in High School Musical.

Guy 2: Dude you got some Secondhand Disney channel going on.

Guy: Yeah my little sister always watches that.

by dylannnnnnnnn October 18, 2008

Disney XD

The complete opposite of Disney Channel. There are only 3 sitcoms airing on the channel as of now, and they're mostly not bad. The rest of the network is a cartoon geek's paradise. Star Wars Rebels, Gravity Falls, Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, Wander Over Yonder, STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL, an entire block of Marvel cartoons, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's even a gaming block during late night hours called D|XP. Plus, a reboot of Ducktales came out recently, and it is AMAZING. Sure, Toon Disney is gone, but Disney XD is such a good network, some could even argue that it's better.

Disney XD is, lowkey, the best kids network on the planet right now.

by abagar2000 October 13, 2017

disneyland hands

A symptom of going disneyland. Visitors to disneyland will get disneyland hands by the end of the day. The term is a reference for the layer of dirt and filth that has gathered on your hands from resting your own hands on railings, trees, ride harnesses, and small children. Your hands will require at least three solid washings to remove symptoms of disneyland hands. Keep hands away from eyes and mouth while at disneyland.

After a long stay at disneyland, I was afraid to touch my family with my disneyland hands for fear that they would catch an infectious disease.

by Ralphette September 1, 2008

Disney Channel

A channel for kids that consists of talentless actors and actresses making bad jokes and bursting into song, all while learning some sort of valuable lesson. Everyone watches it at some point, but nobody admits it.

The people who write definitions on Urban Dictionary for "Disney Channel" obviously watch it, they just don't want to admit it.

by somepersonsomewhere June 15, 2010

disney channel

an amazing channel. that is until it got greedy things to its utterly boring theme parks. once playing cartoons like Dave The Barbarian now plays shows like Hannah Montana. the fucking stupid pop music bullshit makes me wanna be death. and when it came to my town of OKC the ticket to it was like 700 bucks, wtf thats bullshit i could get an Eminem concert ticket for like 60, that was one of the many exp. of disneys greedy ass. one day i was laughing at the cartoons the next a stupid zitcom about a slutty tween(sorry teen) being a pop star but yet no talent. when the laugh track came on i was like wtf that wasnt funny. And the worst movie created every thats not even realistic came in known as High School Musical i heard nothing but those stupid songs for days(thanks alot u fat chicks who watched that shit, oh and u do sound like them cause they sound like shit) this musical created a chance for disney channel to make MORE products making their power over everything even more and grew greedier. this could destroy mankind Walt Disney would be so ashamed of the ones running disney now. how is pot not legal when this show kills more brain cells, futures, sense of humor, tv as we know it

your watching tv and whats on is south park
You-man this shows so funny
your little sibling walks in after getting promission to watch {disney channel and turns it
sibling- yeah i love Hannah Montana
You- oh hell no
you start walking out the front door with a shotgun and a wallet full of money
Mom- what the hell are you doing
You- going to Orlando and killing those sons of bitches

by Lil Patriot November 6, 2011