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disney view finder 

what the older generations call computer screens.

or

An old crappy computer
" would you go google that in your disney view finder"

"what are you looking at on that disney view finder"

Disney Mouth 

Variation on Disney Ears. Denotes someone who never uses profanity, refrains from making unsavory sexual references, and/ or veils any objectionable subject matter so heavily that innocence can always be claimed no matter how dirty their mind may actually be.
Heather might have Disney mouth, but her ears are not innocent.

Heather's mind may be dirty, but her mouth is as pure as the driven snow.
Disney Mouth by Richard Weed* September 11, 2011

disney ugly 

A cartoonish version of regular ugly.
"That butterface with all the chins isn't just ugly, bitch is DISNEY ugly!"
disney ugly by ba_ba_blacksh33p September 16, 2011

Disney channel

A network on tv that makes all of the slutty women.
Guy 1. Man have you seen that girl at school today
Guy 2. Yeah she is probably from the disney channel
Guy 1. Yeah bro
Disney channel by ave boss December 7, 2013

Disney Channel

Disney Channel: A means to ruin kids brains into thinking that there are no parents in life. If a parent does decide to offer advice they are ridiculed, setting the idea that a 13 year old boy or girl knows anything. Each show is about children between the ages of 8-18. Somehow, many live in tony metropolitan settings without being able to pay for rent or food. There are no parents to offer advice. When there are parents they are idiots. Disney is doing a great job to undermine parents jobs to teach them about life. Instead, children believe that they are autonomous.
Dad: Hey Sienna and Josh, why don't you stop watching the Disney Channel and do your homework. It is due tomorrow.

Kids: Fuck off you idiot. We will do it later. Get us some Reeses Crunch bitch.

Dad: ok
Disney Channel by Nightfly September 19, 2014

disney college program 

The program for that allows college students to work in either Disneyland or WDW for a semester. Known to have the most stressful application process known to man. Acceptances are sent out in "waves" as predicted by the Wavemaster on the Facebook page.
Guy 1: Man I applied for the Disney College Program DCP like 3 weeks ago and I'm still in progress.

Guy 2: hey at least you're not in submission like me. I'm still waiting on my wbi.

Guy 1: ay don't worry Bruh we'll all be accepted soon.
disney college program by Tcwob2 September 4, 2016